With an unkanny sense of hearing and a knack for getting herself almost killed, Sookie Stackhouse is your go-to girl for all of life’s fashion emergencies. Blind date with a vampire? Werewolf bar mitzvah?  Hanging around the nearby cemetary late at night? Werepanther wedding? She’s got it covered.

After all, there’s got to be a reason why all the men (and some of the women) she comes into contact with fall head over heels. It must be the banana clips.

Featuring bad photoshop and bad puns whenever possible.